I want a FAT BABY!!!

Today Maury Povich had a show all about FAT BABIES! They were soooooo cute! I want one! You can feed them whatever you want: ribs, fried chicken, fried cabbage, chips, anything. One FAT BABY liked dipping sauces like ranch and BBQ sauce. His momma kept all of his favorite foods on the lowest shelf in the refrigerator so he can help himself. AWWWWWW! SO CUTE! A fat baby chewing on a drumstick with grease all over his face? NOTHING CUTER! Gimme!

Though all the fat babies had giant boobs. All bigger than mine. I wonder what photogs would think about seeing my giant-boobed baby in the grocery shopping cart, eating a cookie cake? I better get a boob job!


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