No matter how good this video starts, it only gets better.
Sinning with Tiny Tim:
And this video only has 4,130 views on youtube!
I’m a pretty big TT fan and I think this makes me a bigger fan? What did I JUST WATCH? “Never stop saying never” when it comes to overeating and masturbation! 3 hours of sexual attention from TINY TIM? Who is signing up for this?
Let’s re-cap:
Usually we have women who can take on 4 dicks on this show. Today’s gonna be classy. Relatively.
Why are you here, Tiny?
Because I was asked. (Yikes)
The biggest sinner!
Jesus Christ is the answer to life.
Everyone’s full of err-a.
The heart is EVIL.
“Have you ever masturbated?”
“Unfortunately, yes.”
Filled me with “shame, entirely.”
[The lord does not do a very good job giving TT strength to resist whacking it.]
PIZZA MEAL!
“Do you have any recollection of what a woman tastes like?”
“No. Most of the time it was covered with honey or peanut butter…” (“it” referring to a VAGINA).
“That’s getting you hungry.” [You used to be fat].
“I don’t want you to touch me.”
“I don’t want to release myself – I’d be as weak as water.”
“Smooth her body with baby lotion.”
“Still aroused.”
“Don’t touch me.”
“I had a clock there.”
“THREE HOURS”
“I was still aroused.”
Without penetration.
Massage her on the … knees. And? Hands.
Take out the ukelele and play a few numbers.
“Haha, no no. The closest I came to [shoving a ukelele in a vagina] was using drumsticks.”
The end.
