Archive for the ‘Old Music’ Category

Smell This Drumstick…

April 1, 2009

No matter how good this video starts, it only gets better.

Sinning with Tiny Tim:

And this video only has 4,130 views on youtube!

I’m a pretty big TT fan and I think this makes me a bigger fan? What did I JUST WATCH? “Never stop saying never” when it comes to overeating and masturbation! 3 hours of sexual attention from TINY TIM? Who is signing up for this?

Let’s re-cap:

Usually we have women who can take on 4 dicks on this show. Today’s gonna be classy. Relatively.

Why are you here, Tiny?
Because I was asked. (Yikes)

The biggest sinner!

Jesus Christ is the answer to life.

Everyone’s full of err-a.

The heart is EVIL.

“Have you ever masturbated?”
“Unfortunately, yes.”

Filled me with “shame, entirely.”

[The lord does not do a very good job giving TT strength to resist whacking it.]

PIZZA MEAL!

“Do you have any recollection of what a woman tastes like?”
“No. Most of the time it was covered with honey or peanut butter…” (“it” referring to a VAGINA).

“That’s getting you hungry.” [You used to be fat].

“I don’t want you to touch me.”

“I don’t want to release myself – I’d be as weak as water.”

“Smooth her body with baby lotion.”

“Still aroused.”

“Don’t touch me.”

“I had a clock there.”

“THREE HOURS”

“I was still aroused.”

Without penetration.

Massage her on the … knees. And? Hands.

Take out the ukelele and play a few numbers.

“Haha, no no. The closest I came to [shoving a ukelele in a vagina] was using drumsticks.”

The end.

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Rainbow Butt Splinters

March 30, 2009

Gary Lewis and The Playboys’ “Green Grass.”

This is so sweet!

Whoopi Goldberg’s Stock Plunges

March 28, 2009

Best Record of 2008 (to me).

Sister Act Tha Prequel Muthaf*ck*

Sister Act Tha Prequel Muthaf*ck*

Thanks to http://smarvelousdistro.blogspot.com/2008_08_01_archive.html for the pic!

Cyrkle: “Turn-Down Day”

March 27, 2009

This has been my morning jam of late. Heard this on a comp from the library. Love it! Check out the Re-Run beret!